Hos with Hoes!

Apple picking today we came up with a fail proof business plan:

Farm-Brothel-Commune

To quote Toy: "Dude, we would make a killing if we had a farm brothel!"

On the farm we would have:

• Cows - for milk, butter and cheese
• Sheep - for cheese and wool
• Goats - for cheese and milk
• Chickens - for eggs and meat
• Turkeys - for Thanksgiving
  
• Apples - for baking and cider
  
• Plums - for plum wine
  
• Grapes - for wine and dye
• Strawberries - for jam and baking
• Cucumbers - for pickling
  
• Bees - for honey
• Silk worms - for silk
• Pot - you know, for cash
• A moat - for protection
  
• Other fruits and vegetables
  

We can grow our own food, make our own clothes, sell some of our extras at farmers markets. And for extra cash N.D. will run our brothel (roll in the hay!).

N.D. says "we need to make it clear that there's nothing going on with the animals."

There will be a venue, a bakery, and a kitchen and house big enough for all of us to live happily together!

So far we have a knitter, a winemaker, a baker, and a beekeeper. Who else is in?

J.R.